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5 months ago
Share →: All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Commentary:
Don't worry, my friend! You're safe from the A.I. takeover until they start inventing Artificial Stupidity – I mean, who needs a robot that can mess up as spectacularly as we can? 🤖🧠 Stay confidently imperfect!
5 months ago
Share →: Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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"Trying to make things idiot proof is like trying to build a better mousetrap… Except the mice are always reinventing themselves! 🤦‍♂️🤣 #SisyphusSyndrome"
5 months ago
Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!
5 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a cake.

Commentary:
"Ah, if only all meetings were as sweet as cake 🍰! Instead, we often end up with just the crumbs 💼🗂️. Maybe next time we can have our cake and eat it too 😄🍰!"
5 months ago
Share →: Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Commentary:
"Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? 🤔 Me: Because a good employee is hard to find… and an even better hider! 🤣🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Commentary:
Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes
5 months ago
Share →: Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Commentary:
"Trying to outsmart your boss with a bedtime trick? 🛌😴 That's some next-level strategizing! Just make sure he doesn't wake up before his alarm goes off!⏰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'fake it till you make it' strategy on full display! 🤣 Who knew a simple shirt could be the ultimate power move in life and in avoiding chores at crowded events? 🙌 Bravo to this genius mastermind wandering around in plain sight! 👕💼 #LifeHack101"
5 months ago
Share →: Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Commentary:
"Remember, no matter how cool you think you are, someone out there still sees you as the office weirdo 🤪 Embrace your quirks and keep that humility in check! 😆👔 #JustAnotherWeirdColleague"
5 months ago
Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Commentary:
"Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"