153 Funny workplace quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

  Commentary:
  "Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to call in sad to work.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine pressing 'SAD' instead of 'SNOOZE' on Mondays! 🤷‍♂️💼 Let's just agree that emotional distress is a valid reason for a day off, okay bosses? 😂 #SadNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! 🐢💅 Maybe stick to your day job next time! 😂 #TurtleWaxingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, look at you, the micro-management maestro in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Who needs macro plans when you've got a knack for the micro details, right? 😜 Own it, flaunt it, and remember…with great micromanagement skills comes great responsibility! 💼 #MicromanagementMaterial

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

  Commentary:
  🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit the 'Meeting Snooze' button a little too often! ⏰💤 Who needs coffee when you've had 60k minutes of meetings to keep you wide awake? ☕️😴 Next time, let's save some trees and send an email instead! 📧🌳 #MeetingOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you in a well.

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully this email finds you in a well, feeling deep and contemplative 🕳️…or at least not stuck at the bottom without Wi-Fi! 📧😄 #WellWishes #EmailHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

  Commentary:
  "Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"

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