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Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️♂️
234 Funny workplace quotes
Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.
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Juggling job responsibilities: 80% actual work, 20% not flipping desks 😅🔨💼
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
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Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! 🎤😄 #WatchOutDebbie
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.
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Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”
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Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂
The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
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Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶♂️😅
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂