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Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch 😂🚫📝
228 Funny workplace quotes
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.
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When you realize your job has more plot twists than an actual escape room 😂🔍💼
Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?
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Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️♂️
Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.
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Juggling job responsibilities: 80% actual work, 20% not flipping desks 😅🔨💼
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
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Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! 🎤😄 #WatchOutDebbie
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️