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When your sense of humor gets a pink slip from HR 😂🤦♂️
234 Funny workplace quotes
I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.
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Looks like you're the office master of chill vibes and delayed deadlines 😎🦥📅
Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.
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When your aura says "No entry" but people still knock on the door 🚪🥸
Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.
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That’s one way to climb the corporate family tree! 🌳😄
Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.
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Looks like there's finally a bug that everyone agrees is a feature! 😂👩💻✨
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬
No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.
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Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch 😂🚫📝
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.
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When you realize your job has more plot twists than an actual escape room 😂🔍💼