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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.
You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.
Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.
I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Commentary:
"Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"
5 months ago
Share →: I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple 'pencils down' could awaken the hidden speed demon within us all? 🏎️✏️ Just like that, our writing abilities go from zero to 100 in the blink of an eye! 🚀💨 The power of a deadline, folks – turning mere mortals into writing machines! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient art of delayed communication! 📬🕰️ Who needs instant replies when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? 🍷 Let's bring back the thrill of waiting for a text response – it's like a digital game of hide and seek! 🙈📱 #PatienceIsAVirtue"
5 months ago
Share →: My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect is my worst enema… I mean, enemy. 🤦‍♂️🌊 Don't worry, typos happen to the breast of us!"
5 months ago
Share →: The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it looks like someone finally deciphered the autobiography puzzle! 📖🤔 Who would've thought biographies weren't all about bicycles, right? 🚴‍♂️😄 Just remember, when in doubt, swap the 'bio' for 'auto' and you're good to go! 🚗💨 #WordPlayFun
5 months ago
Share →: That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Commentary:
Looks like that pen in the junk drawer decided to rise from its slumber like a grumpy old dragon guarding its treasure! 🐉✒️ Watch out, folks, we've got a feisty pen on the loose! Shepherd it back into the writing world with a bit of humor and a dash of ink therapy! 🖊️😅
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of pondering the true purpose of music – whether it's for soothing the soul or fueling those epic gym workouts 🎸💪! Perhaps Van Halen's music was just the secret sauce for summoning inner strength and hitting that next rep like a rockstar! 🤘🎶 #RockYourWeights
5 months ago
Share →: If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Commentary:
👽🚶‍♂️💊 "Forget little green men, it's the copywriters of pharmaceutical commercials we should be looking out for! 🤔 Their scriptwriting skills are out of this world…literally! 👽✨ Who knew aliens had such a knack for awkwardly listing side effects? 😂 #AliensAmongUs #PharmaGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Commentary:
"Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the most crucial part of any book – the page numbers! 📚✏️ Who needs a plot or characters when your page numbers are on point? Maybe I should start my own book with just the dedication page… 😂📖 #Priorities"