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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Breaking via Facebook:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Just landed via X:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Just landed via Reddit:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Trending via Pinterest:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Going viral on Reddit:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Sounds like your weekend had more mood swings than a rollercoaster! 🎢😄 It's like a suspenseful movie plot of light and dark moments, leading to the grand finale – Monday, the day we all love to hate! 😂 But hey, at least you got some excitement out of it, right? 😉 #WeekendWhiplash

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Spotted on Facebook:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Seen just now on Slack:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Seen just now on Slack:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Shared recently on Twitch:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Trending via LinkedIn:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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