Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
- Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.
- A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.
- ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.
- Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.