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"If being ignored were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win the gold medal! Maybe we should start calling you 'Terms and Conditions' – at least that way people might actually read your messages!"

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95 shares on X this month:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

24 shares on X this month:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

90 shares on X this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

98 shares on Discord this month:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

83 shares on X this month:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Men make it so easy to hate them.

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Men make it so easy to hate them.

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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