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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Live now on Twitch:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Shared recently on Threads:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Live now on Reddit:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Just landed via Messenger:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Trending via Snapchat:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Making waves on Pinterest:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Humorous text about aspiring gangsta vibes blocked by grandma's rules.
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"Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."

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10 shares on WeChat this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

94 shares on X this month:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

53 shares on Discord this month:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

People should come with warning labels.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Going viral on Messenger:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Spotted on TikTok:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Going viral on Messenger:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Shared recently on Discord:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Breaking via YouTube:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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