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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has viewed:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has viewed:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has shared:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ή has copied:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Live now on Reddit:

When I say β€œI’m open to feedback” I mean β€œI accept compliments.”

Making waves on X:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Just shared via Instagram:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Making waves on Discord:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.
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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡­ has copied:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has viewed:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ has copied:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has shared:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me β€œgood girl” unfortunately.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡» has downloaded:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Breaking via Twitch:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s comingβ€”either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Just shared via X:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Trending via Facebook:

Dinosaurs are always described as β€œroaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Just landed via Slack:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Spotted on Discord:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t mind pulling your cart β€” I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Spotted on WeChat:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks β€œare you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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