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"Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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2 months ago

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50 shares on Discord this month:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

11 shares on Slack this month:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Spotted on X:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Making waves on TikTok:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Spotted on Instagram:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Live now on Slack:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Live now on Pinterest:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Breaking via Instagram:

Love is in the air fryer.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Live now on Twitch:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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