I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. Commentary:"I may not be winning any marathons, but I excel at the mental gymnastics of leaping to conclusions! Watch out, I've got gold medal potential in the sport of assumption!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck. I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling. Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie. The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born. Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
