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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.