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Funny quotes » I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I'm not athletic, but I'm good at jumping to conclusions.
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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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