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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Making waves on Facebook:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Going viral on Threads:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Spotted on X:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Trending via WeChat:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Live now on YouTube:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Trending via Instagram:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Just shared via Instagram:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Meow means woof in cat.

7 days ago

Humorous text highlighting feline humor: "Meow means woof in cat" displayed as witty words.

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Well, well, well… seems like the cats are trying to join the bark side! 🐾🐱🐶 Who knew their meows had a secret translation for "woof" all along? 😂 Next thing you know, they'll be chasing their tails and fetching sticks! 🐾🐕 #LostInTranslation #CatVsDog

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Freshly posted on X:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Live now on Pinterest:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Going viral on YouTube:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Making waves on Messenger:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Spotted on Instagram:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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