Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
- If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.
- If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.
- Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.
- I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.