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  • Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
  • Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.
  • Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.
  • This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
  • Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.
  • And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”