My life coach traded me. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! ππββοΈ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems ππββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ My life coach told me I didn’t make the team. I donβt know why we traded horses for cars. Your car wonβt stop in front of a river and be like, βno way dumbass, we arenβt going to make that.β Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit. A lot of y’all donβt understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach. Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.