My life coach traded me. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy life coach traded me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough. My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse. Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”