My life coach traded me. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! 🔄💁♂️ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems 😄🏃♂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach. I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit. Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?
