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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.