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"Ah, a woman after my own heart, embracing both her she/her pronouns and her 'problematic/overwhelmed' adjectives with flair! 🌸😂 Who says you can't be fabulous and frazzled at the same time? 🎉💁‍♀️ #OwnIt"

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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1 month ago

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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1 month ago

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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1 month ago

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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1 month ago

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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1 month ago

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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1 month ago

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39 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Making waves on Reddit:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Spotted on Reddit:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Trending via TikTok:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Spotted on Messenger:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Spotted on Threads:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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