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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?