Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions. When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.” Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions. My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.