Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.
  • Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
  • Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?
  • Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.