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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.