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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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