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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Trending via Messenger:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Live now on X:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Trending via X:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Breaking via TikTok:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Just landed via Instagram:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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