Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.
  • You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.
  • It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.
  • That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
  • Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?