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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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"The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฐ Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"



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