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"The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"

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73 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

91 shares on Slack this month:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

23 shares on Slack this month:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

69 shares on Discord this month:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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