When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.