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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.