“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.