One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.