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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.