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5 months ago
Share →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.
5 months ago
Share →: The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Commentary:
"Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣‍♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"
5 months ago
Share →: What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Commentary:
😂 How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? 💀💋 Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? 🕰️🔥 Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! 🍿 #ApocalypticRomance
5 months ago
Share →: It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed"
5 months ago
Share →: You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Commentary:
"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Commentary:
"Ah, the naivety of youth! 🧒🏻 If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand façade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! ☀️🌧️ #AdultingIsHard"
5 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum – waiting for things to pass while also questioning the cosmic absurdity of it all 🤷‍♂️ Remember, even the weirdest moments eventually become outlandish anecdotes for future laughs! 🌀 #RollWithTheCosmicPunches
5 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Commentary:
"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes"