Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Commentary:
“Well, it looks like the meek are busy trying to inherit the Earth today, but so far they’re just getting some sunburn and maybe a few patches of grass 🌱🤔 #WaitingForTheMeekRevolution”

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    Commentary:
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