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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.