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  • I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.
  • Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.
  • My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.
  • Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.
  • I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
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