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"Well, it looks like the meek are busy trying to inherit the Earth today, but so far they're just getting some sunburn and maybe a few patches of grass 🌱🤔 #WaitingForTheMeekRevolution"

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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I have a yearning disability.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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