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"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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