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  • World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.
  • Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
  • A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.
  • My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.
  • I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.