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"Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

4 weeks ago

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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

4 weeks ago

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

4 weeks ago

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

4 weeks ago

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25 is the new 0 years old.

4 weeks ago

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

1 month ago

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18 shares on TikTok this month:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

86 shares on X this month:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Freshly posted on X:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Just shared via X:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Just shared via Messenger:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Going viral on Messenger:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Just landed via Facebook:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Making waves on Twitch:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

25 is the new 0 years old.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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