Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

18 shares on Discord this month:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?