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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.