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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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2 months ago

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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2 months ago

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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