Blink if you want me!

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”