Blink if you want me!

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?