Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.