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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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"Wow, that's taking social distancing to a whole new level! 🚫🦠 Better watch out, they might end up with an itchy situation! 😂 #ExtremeBlock"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, blocking, enough, humor, i, joke, lice, relationship, revenge, someone, want on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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