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Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Breaking via Telegram:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Shared recently on Discord:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Going viral on Threads:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Witty quote about camping highlighting the humorous contrast of luxury and simplicity.
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"Camping: Where you pay top dollar for the privilege of sleeping on the ground and fighting off mosquitoes. It's the ultimate luxury experience for those who like to rough it in style!"

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

45 shares on Slack this month:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

79 shares on X this month:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

58 shares on Discord this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

62 shares on X this month:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Breaking via Discord:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Seen just now on Twitch:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Trending via WeChat:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Spotted on Facebook:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Making waves on YouTube:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Just shared via Discord:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Going viral on Discord:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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