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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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