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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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