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My kid’s superpower is knowing he wonโ€™t like a food before he even tries it.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dogโ€™s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Iโ€™ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that Iโ€™m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said โ€œno thanks, Iโ€™m not hungry right nowโ€ and I donโ€™t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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