Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
  • I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
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  • I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
  • Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.
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