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  • I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
  • Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.
  • Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.
  • Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.
  • People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
  • Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?