Establish dominance over your children by whining louder. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Establish dominance over your children by whining louder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you. If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.