Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.