Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
  • It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.
  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
  • I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.
  • Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.
  • My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.