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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.
Jan 19, 2025
Don't hate me, date me!
Jan 19, 2025
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
Jan 19, 2025
You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
Jan 19, 2025
New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
Jan 19, 2025
Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
Jan 19, 2025
I'm not scared of love, I'm scared of insufficient cash.
Jan 19, 2025
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
Jan 19, 2025
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Jan 19, 2025
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Jan 19, 2025