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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.
Jan 18, 2025
No email needs to tell me not to reply.
Jan 18, 2025
I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.
Jan 18, 2025
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
Jan 18, 2025
What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?
Jan 18, 2025
I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.
Jan 18, 2025
I wanna be crazy rich. I'm already crazy, so I'm half way there.
Jan 18, 2025
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
Jan 18, 2025
I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.
Jan 18, 2025
After 25, you're pretty much 30.
Jan 18, 2025