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Guess I should have picked a "sea turtle" instead for their laid-back nature 🌊😅🐢
43 Funny absolutely quotes
I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.
Commentary:
Sounds like my music taste is on a mission to destroy itself! 🎶🔄🤣
“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.
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When karma forgets to check the guest list 🎉😂🚪