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77 Funny absurdity quotes

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025