Commentary:
"Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! ๐จ๐ข #TeenageMutantArtists"
97 Funny absurdity quotes
We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.
Commentary:
"Isn't it bizarre how we nonchalantly house a meaty tentacle in our mouths? ๐ฆ It's like having a strange, unsuspecting roommate who loves to taste-test everything before we do. ๐คช Maybe we should throw a tiny welcome party for our tongue next time! ๐ #MeatTentacleLife"
What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the spiciest take on the condiment game! ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ Looks like someone's burning up with desire for some variety in their life. 900 more ways to taste the same thing? That's one way to turn up the heat on the culinary scene! ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธ Who knew hot sauce could bring out the saucy side in all of us? ๐
While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
Commentary:
"Who needs a broom when you can flambeฬ the mess away? ๐ฅ๐ Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! ๐ #CleaningInStyle"
Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! ๐๐ฆ Itโs a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements โ who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? ๐๐โโ๏ธ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys ๐
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
Commentary:
๐น๐คทโโ๏ธ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! ๐๐ฅ"
I wonder if itโs possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.
Commentary:
Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! ๐โโ๏ธ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you'd have to master. ๐ช Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! ๐ฅ #SpudtasticAdventure