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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Just shared via Facebook:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Making waves on YouTube:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Making waves on Telegram:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Funny Adderall quotes 💊😂 capture the hilarious highs and quirky moments of focus struggles we all know too well! Whether you’re zooming through tasks or just trying to remember what you walked into the room for, these witty sayings bring a smile to the ADHD journey. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a little too much—because sometimes humor is the best medicine! 🚀🧠✨

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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Live now on Instagram:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Making waves on Discord:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Spotted on Discord:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Making waves on Reddit:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Just landed via Discord:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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