Funny Adderall quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

  Commentary:
  "Adderall: for when you need to be hyper-focused on procrastinating 🙈💊 #ProductivityStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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