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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Just shared via Slack:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just shared via Slack:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Just landed via Discord:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Shared recently on Discord:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Just landed via TikTok:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Funny Adderall quotes

Funny Adderall quotes 💊😂 capture the hilarious highs and quirky moments of focus struggles we all know too well! Whether you’re zooming through tasks or just trying to remember what you walked into the room for, these witty sayings bring a smile to the ADHD journey. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a little too much—because sometimes humor is the best medicine! 🚀🧠✨

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1 month ago
Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Commentary:
"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Commentary:
"Adderall: for when you need to be hyper-focused on procrastinating 🙈💊 #ProductivityStruggles"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Making waves on Telegram:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Making waves on Instagram:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Spotted on TikTok:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Live now on X:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Making waves on Facebook:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Going viral on Threads:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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