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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Dear Santa, Money!

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Just landed via Discord:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Just shared via Threads:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Breaking via Facebook:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

23 shares on Threads this month:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

About to form my very first opinion.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Live now on Threads:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Going viral on TikTok:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Breaking via Facebook:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Trending via Discord:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Just shared via Instagram:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Spotted on Snapchat:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Going viral on TikTok:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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