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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Live now on Telegram:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Shared recently on Slack:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Going viral on TikTok:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Trending via Threads:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

95 Funny AI quotes

Funny AI quotes bring a delightful twist to the world of artificial intelligence! 🤖😂 From clever quips about tech mishaps to humorous reflections on our digital companions, these quotes capture the quirky side of AI with a touch of humor. Dive into the lighter side of technology and enjoy a laugh at the whimsical world of AI! 🌟💻

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So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

1 week ago

AI, breakup, ChatGPT, communication, excuse, humor, me, relationship, wife
Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

1 week ago

AI, al, cancer, cure, death, dying, guys, humor, joy, life, purpose, sad, sarcasm, suck
Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

1 week ago

AGI, AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, average, human, humor, intelligence, technology
I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

1 week ago

AI, al, art, chores, creativity, dish, dishes, humor, i, laundry, productivity, want, writing
Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

1 week ago

AI, commenting, friend, friends, gift, gift opening, humor, kid, kids, media, opening, pictures, present, presents, social, social media, under
Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

1 week ago

AI, commenting, couple, couples, happy, happy couple, humor, media, picture, pictures, social, social media
We need a slur for people that use AI.

1 week ago

AI, humor, language, need, people, slang, slur, technology, technology user, user
Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

1 week ago

after, AI, AI bubble, back, bubble, disappeared, dot-com, dot-com bubble, humor, internet, joke, just, normal, pop, sarcasm, technology, wait
Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

1 week ago

actually, AI, back, ChatGPT, dumb, dumb take, humor, intelligence, just, otherwise, sarcasm, smart, take, technology, using
The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

1 week ago

AI, jobs, less, smarter, wants

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98 shares on Slack this month:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

49 shares on Discord this month:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

46 shares on X this month:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Just landed via TikTok:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Going viral on Reddit:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Breaking via Twitch:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Trending via Discord:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Live now on Slack:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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