I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Itโ€™s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ I would love to see AI be unemployed.

โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ Iโ€™d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ Iโ€™d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. Iโ€™m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

I donโ€™t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT โ€“ I have teenagers who already know everything.

ChatGPTโ€™s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-lawsโ€™.

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

โ€œAI is coming for your jobsโ€. Iโ€™d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Got a scam email full of mistakes like theyโ€™re not even trying. It wonโ€™t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.