95 funny AI quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

I told ChatGPT about us.

Mar 30, 2026

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Mar 30, 2026

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Mar 29, 2026

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Mar 29, 2026

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Mar 28, 2026

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Mar 28, 2026

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Mar 27, 2026

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Mar 27, 2026

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Mar 27, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Mar 27, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Mar 26, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Mar 26, 2026

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Mar 26, 2026