Are there any medium rappers? They're always Big or Lil.

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Commentary:
Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of transitioning from weekend warrior to weekday workhorse! 😅 It's like trying to jumpstart a car on a Monday morning 🚗💥 Hang in there, the weekend will circle back around eventually! ⏰🙌"

I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Commentary:
"Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Commentary:
"Words of wisdom from the wise Hemingway 🍸: 'Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' Looks like Hemingway knew a thing or two about avoiding those regrettable drunk promises! 😂👄 #LifeLessons #ThirstyThursday"