228 Funny always quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting in 3 words: Permanent Chaotic Circus 🤹‍♂️🎪 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes yet another plot twist to keep you on your toes! Embrace the chaos, embrace the unexpected – that's just the thrilling rollercoaster ride of being a responsible grown-up!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the internet is the great equalizer, where even the best of us can't resist going full Kanye mode 🤪📱 #OnlineStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they care enough to get it wrong, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they can care a tad more about grammar next time! 😉 #GrammarMatters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of transitioning from weekend warrior to weekday workhorse! 😅 It's like trying to jumpstart a car on a Monday morning 🚗💥 Hang in there, the weekend will circle back around eventually! ⏰🙌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs limits when you have sheer determination and a sprinkle of rebellious spirit? 💪🚫 Pushing boundaries is an art form after all! 🎨😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  Commentary:
  "Words of wisdom from the wise Hemingway 🍸: 'Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' Looks like Hemingway knew a thing or two about avoiding those regrettable drunk promises! 😂👄 #LifeLessons #ThirstyThursday"

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