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"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! ๐ญ๐ Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! ๐๐"
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- When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”
- I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.
- Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.
- To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.
- Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
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"If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! ๐ฆ๐ง๐ Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? ๐ข๐ช๐ฆ Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! ๐ช๏ธ๐ #NoahsDramaticArk" -
Share โ: My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like theyโre hamsters.
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Ah, the classic halftime hydration ritual – the moment of glory when the mighty footballers transform into adorable, oversized hamsters ๐น๐ฆ. It's like watching a high-stakes sports version of feeding time at the zoo! Who knew that elite athletes could look so endearing when sipping from those oversized bottles? The magic of sports never ceases to amaze! ๐๐ -
Share โ: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.
Commentary:
"Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken ๐๐ฆ Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances ๐๐ #HakunaMaTatastegreat"
Top Funny Animal Quotes ๐ฅ
- When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”
- I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.
- Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.
- To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.
- Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
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