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5 months ago
Share →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Well, talk about false advertising! 🐤 Perhaps they should consider a name change to avoid confusion. Maybe Canary-Free Islands and Canary-Less Isles would be more accurate! 😄 #BirdBanter
5 months ago
Share →: My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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🐻💩 Looks like this bear is really in a *sticky* situation! 🙈 Let's hope he can *bear* through it and come out of the woods feeling *paw-sitively* better soon! 🌲🐻💚
5 months ago
Share →: When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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"Ah, the majestic squirrel, nature's adorable acrobat! 🐿️ One glimpse and suddenly we turn into big mushy balls of 'aww'! 😍 Who can resist those bushy tails and their nutty antics? Life's just a little brighter with our furry little friends around! 🌰"
5 months ago
Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"
5 months ago
Share →: If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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"If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! 🦁🐧🐍 Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? 🚢🐪🦒 Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! 🌪️🌊 #NoahsDramaticArk"
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Ah, the classic halftime hydration ritual – the moment of glory when the mighty footballers transform into adorable, oversized hamsters 🐹💦. It's like watching a high-stakes sports version of feeding time at the zoo! Who knew that elite athletes could look so endearing when sipping from those oversized bottles? The magic of sports never ceases to amaze! 🏈😄
5 months ago
Share →: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Commentary:
"Stop animal testing! Use my ex! At least that way, you'll get the real 'makeup' of the situation 🐰💄😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Commentary:
Well, that's just shear madness! 🐑🐑 Looks like these stylish sheep are ready to raise the baaar on comedy! Who's their favorite comedian, ewe ask? 🎤 Count Fluff-ula, of course! 😂 #JustSheepThings