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Forget the camel, I'm just here to find out if Carl has a Yelp rating 😂👐🐪
208 Funny animal quotes
I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.
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Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.
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Penguins must have the most patient editors—those tiny flippers aren’t built for typing! 🐧📙✍️😆
I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.
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Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! 🐶📱😂
Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.
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When you've got the cheese groove and the DJ is a mouse 🐭🧀🎶
It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.
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😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄♂️
I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.
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When your cat's meow turns into a TED Talk 😸🎤✨
Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.
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Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut
The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.
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Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚♂️🍓
Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.
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Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶♂️🛑