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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
208 Funny animal quotes
Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.
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Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.
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When your dog takes longer to poop than your favorite show takes for a new season… 🍿🐶⏳
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.
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Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
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When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.
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Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.
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"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓"
I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.
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"Me leaving the zoo like: 🐧🚗 'He followed me home, I swear!' 😂"