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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Trending via TikTok:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Just landed via Threads:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Making waves on Threads:

The government even made aliens boring.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Making waves on Discord:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Just shared via Twitch:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Going viral on TikTok:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Just shared via Telegram:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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