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Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Going viral on Messenger:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Just landed via WeChat:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Just landed via Discord:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Going viral on Discord:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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46 shares on Facebook this month:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Trending via Discord:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Spotted on Reddit:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Just landed via Threads:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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