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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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