12 Funny appear quotes

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  3 weeks ago

  appear, best, buy, finding, humor, irony, item, learned, lesson, life, life lesson, lost, lost item, problem, problem-solving, replacement, solving, something, spontaneous

• Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, appear, child, children, friend, friendship, humor, i, parenting, regret

• Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, appear, clutter, cupboard, extra, humor, kitchen, leave, lid, lids, nowhere, organization, storage, too, Tupperware

• To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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  2 months ago

  appear, craving, everyone, food, fridge, hoping, humor, new, people, relatable, snack, snacks, stares

• Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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  2 months ago

  appear, breakdown, child, edge, humor, legend, mistake, nervous, nervous breakdown, overwhelmed, parenting, sandwich, small, stress, tell, wrong

• Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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  2 months ago

  appear, attention, communication, humor, i, just, media, newsfeed, nothing, say, silence, social, social media, wanted

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animals, appear, cool, experience, fun, hanging, hanging out, happen, just, lot, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, outdoor experience, outdoor fun, outside, start, stuff, things, wildlife

• Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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  2 months ago

  appear, appearance, came, chicken, debate, egg, humor, just, matter, philosophy, question, still, thing, weird

• After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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  2 months ago

  after, afterlife, appear, appearance, busy, day, death, every, getting, ghost, haunt, humor, i, list, longer, people, want, wish

• I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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  2 months ago

  antics, appear, binder, binder clip, clip, humor, i, job, just, looks, nowhere, say, surprise

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