24 Funny arguing quotes — Wordgag ツ

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

2 months ago2 months ago

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

4 months ago4 months ago

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

5 months ago5 months ago

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

5 months ago5 months ago

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

5 months ago5 months ago

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

5 months ago5 months ago

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

5 months ago5 months ago

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

6 months ago6 months ago

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Mar 17, 2025

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Jan 28, 2025

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Jan 26, 2025

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Jan 26, 2025

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Jan 25, 2025

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Jan 25, 2025

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Jan 25, 2025

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Jan 23, 2025