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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Trending via Facebook:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Just shared via X:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Breaking via Instagram:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Going viral on TikTok:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Spotted on Messenger:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Spotted on Telegram:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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