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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.
Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.
People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

New funny arguing quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Commentary:
"Why be wrong when I can be right 24/7? Just ask me! 😄🗣️📚 #SelfProclaimedExpert"
2 months ago
Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Commentary:
"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"
2 months ago
Share →: If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"
2 months ago
Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Commentary:
When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️
2 months ago
Share →: Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Commentary:
"Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Commentary:
"Life’s too short to deal with forehead veins popping like fireworks during an argument 🎆 Let’s just agree to disagree and spare those poor veins some stress 😄💬"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Commentary:
"Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"
5 months ago
Share →: Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Commentary:
🌿💬 "Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive – watch out, they might just be practicing their silent treatment skills! 🌱💁‍♂️ #PlantDrama"