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6 months ago
Share →: Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Commentary:
"Spicing up the workplace with a dash of sass, I like it! 😏💼 Just imagine the boss's reaction when they see 'make me' in response to their important project update emails. 😂📧 Who said professional communication had to be boring, right? 🤷‍♂️ #OfficeRebel"
6 months ago
Share →: Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'll get back to you whenever I feel like it' strategy. 🙃 Remember to keep your phone on high alert for that eventual return call – it's like a surprise from the universe! 📞⏳"
6 months ago
Share →: If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Commentary:
Looks like the pilot's in for some impromptu sightseeing if you choose a marathon movie! ✈️🎬 Just imagine them circling the skies, wondering why they're suddenly on a prolonged scenic tour instead of landing on time. Maybe they'll even have time for a snack break at cruising altitude! 🍿✈️
6 months ago
Share →: I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Commentary:
🤯💥🐱 "Me searching in my bag for things is like a whole dramatic production! It's a mix of action, suspense, and a sprinkle of cat-astrophe. Who knew finding a lipstick could be so thrilling to everyone around me?" 😂👜
6 months ago
Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Commentary:
Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma
6 months ago
Share →: If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Commentary:
"If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you've got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth"
6 months ago
Share →: I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales
6 months ago
Share →: Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Commentary:
Looks like someone dropped a verbal salad all over the floor! 🥗🙊 Next time, use a fork to keep those words in check! 😉🍴
6 months ago
Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"