Funny baking quotes

• So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, awkward, baking, bathroom, cake, doing, door, family, funny situation, humor, joking, privacy, situation, toilet

• “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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  2 months ago

  baking, cooking, food, honesty, humor, i, love, spoon

• Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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  2 months ago

  baking, calling, compliment, cookie, food, food humor, humor, irony, someone, tough, tough cookie, worst, worst cookie

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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  2 months ago

  baking, cauliflower, content, cooky, food, harmful, harmful content, humor, i, internet, job, just, police, policing, post, recipe, saw, someone

• My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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  2 months ago

  bake, baking, British, comedy, dream, driving, DUI, food, great, Great British Bake Off, humor, Saab, tent

• Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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  2 months ago

  20, baking, cooking, everyone, food, humor, instructions, kitchen, matter, minutes, say, shout, shout out, temperature, time

• This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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  2 months ago

  baking, baking fail, close, codes, design, even, fail, festive, festive fun, fire, fire safety, fun, gingerbread, gingerbread house, holiday, holiday humor, house, house design, humor, safety, safety codes

• I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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  2 months ago

  baking, box, cake, food, handle, hold, humor, i, just, never, transport, trust

• The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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  2 months ago

  baking, baking sheet, cooking, cooking show, fit, food, fridge, humor, kitchen, room, sheet, show, shows, space, unrealistic

• In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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  5 months ago

  aisle, baking, baking aisle, baking ingredient, booing, buying, everyone, extract, grocery, grocery store, humor, imitation, imitation vanilla, ingredient, shopping, store, vanilla, vanilla extract

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