Funny baking quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

  Commentary:
  Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, 'Made with love' doesn't necessarily mean it's germ-free! 🥄😜 #CookingConfessions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, being called a tough cookie is like being handed a raisin cookie when you were hoping for a chocolate chip! 🍪😆 Tough cookies — more like 'crumble under pressure' cookies! #CookieTruths"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

  Commentary:
  👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

  Commentary:
  "I mean, who can really rely on a flimsy little handle to safeguard a precious cargo like cake? 🎂🚫 Better tote that sweet treat with enough caution to make Fort Knox security jealous! 🔒😅 #HandleWithExtremeCare"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

  Commentary:
  "Watching cooking shows sometimes feels like peeking into a magical fridge where Tardis-like space expansion is standard practice 🧙‍♂️🚪. Next thing you know, Mary Poppins might just pull a full roast turkey out of her clutch purse! 🦃👜 #FridgeEnvy 😂"

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